Why Do Guys Strap Stuffed-animals To Trucks?

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Cakes
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Registered: 08/27/05
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I made a recent trip down to Mexico, and noticed several "service" type trucks that each had a stuffed animal somehow tied or leap to the front or dorsum of the truck. There seemed to be no consistency in the type of stuffed animal used -- all shapes and sizes.

Now, back in Phoenix where I alive, I've been noticing the aforementioned things. In that location are a lot of Mexican workers here in Phoenix and I've seen ii that have stuffed animals hanging from the back of their trucks.

Here's one I institute nigh Puerto Penasco, MX:

Can someone explicate this phenomenon to me?

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Tangerines

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The real question is why don't they tie newborns to their trucks?

circularvortex
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Each doll adds 10-15HP, depending on the type and manufacturer.

Duh.

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Tangerines

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I heard they also tie dildos of various shapes and sizes on the hoods o the trucks to gratify the Penis god, Pen0rz.

fee
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Quote:

circularvortex said:
Each doll adds 10-15HP, depending on the type and manufacturer.
Duh.

wow soooo incorrect

its foot pound of torque it adds
horse power HA
come across people always give out wrong information just to look absurd

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You could ever try asking one of them.

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Bridgeburner
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yeah that's proficient communication :rolleyes:

y'all'll terminate up hanging from the hood similar all the others!

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Fnord
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b0red5tiff said:
yes that'south expert communication
yous'll end up hanging from the hood like all the others!

Thats a dizzy asumption,ive met many migrant workers back when i was traviling all over the US via train hopping. Mostly mexican'southward are VERY nice people.

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Chemy
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The dolls are unremarkably white.

It means run over whitey if he gets in the way, whitey gets no special treatment, La eme

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Quote:

Tangerines said:
I heard they also tie dildos of various shapes and sizes on the hoods o the trucks to appease the Penis god, Pen0rz.

off note, but the frankfurt airport has a dildo/sex toy store. i was only strolling my, i expect over in the window and there is a vibrator and a dildo staring me in the face up.

:ilold:

deCypher

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Nah, nah. The existent question is why do not-Mexicans not tie stuffed animals to their trucks?

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nalyudi
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maybe they think it will work like how a gunkhole has bumpers that you toss over the side....if that is the case, i take all the more reason to laugh at it

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Quote:

Fnord said:
You could always try asking one of them.

he could ask the fiddling girls trapped in the back of the truck

Skunk420

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Quote:

Chemy said:
The dolls are usually white.
Information technology means run over whitey if he gets in the style, whitey gets no special handling, La eme

... :lol:

ToTheSummit
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I don't know about other parts of the counrty, merely in the Southwest you see Mexicans driving effectually with the name of the Mexican state they come from on the dorsum window. Yous'll be post-obit some beat up slice of shit down the road and it proudly displays "Michoacan" or "Sinaloa" or "Durango" in behemothic letters for all to see.

I always wonder if there is some white guy driving around United mexican states Urban center with a giant decal on his rear window that reads "WISCONSIN".

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asian_raggs
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I always wonder if there is some white guy driving around Mexico City with a behemothic decal on his rear window that reads "WISCONSIN".

hahaha

fee
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Quote:

asian_raggs said:

Quote:

I always wonder if there is some white guy driving around Mexico City with a giant decal on his rear window that reads "WISCONSIN".

hahaha

:ilold:

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sunday worshipper, so next fourth dimension an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sunday and express mirth my donkey off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, absurd stuff man.

And so I go impale a bitch because the flaming orb in the heaven told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the proper name of nuclear fusion?

Faith is fun.

Fnord
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Bump!

I desire answers,2~ hours of searching on google for iñfo on this have yeilded nothing :frown:

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Finally an answer.

It was so uncomplicated the whole time

"Interviews with one-half a dozen truckers also every bit folklorists, fine art historians and anthropologists revealed the grille-mounted costly toy to be a product of a tangle of physical circumstance, proximate and indirect influence, ethnic tradition, occupational mindset and Jungian classic."

hahah got to love this:

"He said: 'Yo, homo, I drive a garbage truck. How am I going to get the ladies to look at me?' " Mr. Marbury recalled."

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lol who woulda knew

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